Hi. I'm Alexis.
And if you haven't seen my snapchat story from the other day...Let me tell you about my awkward life.
I was at the gym in the big room ya know just doing some crunches and stuff when I noticed this dude walking up to me.
"Hey. Do you have the time," he says.
"Ya..Its 10:30"
Then he walks away. Good plan. MIND YOU...There's a giant clock in the back of the room.
THEN he walks BACK up to me and asks what my name is...Little did he realize that I was mid swig of water and as i went to reply I just kind of spit my water out everywhere.
Luckily, I think I traumatized the poor guy, from being so close to the splash zone, and he asked if I was ok and said, "Cool. Well maybe ill see you around." Prob not.
Moral here: ladies, if you want to get a guy away from you, just spit your water out..Just spit it out.
I'm Alexis. And this is my awkward life. Welcome to it.
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